my mom thinks im cool




natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad)


Via THE HAMMER OF JUSTICE IS UNISEX !

best scenes in No Strings Attached

makeyourhearthappy:

Via you look like a pumpkin, bitch.

thesonic-and-thewand:

A moment of silence for the camera man who died for these shots

(Source: i-m-always-angry)


Via celebrate uniqueness

Trying to sneakily take your friend’s food

sodamnrelatable:

But you end up making it obvious 

via sodamnrelatable

uhmm…why does he have a raccoon??

(Source: most-awkward-moments)

Via So Damn Relatable Quotes

shotguncakehole:

be different, be a panda. 

(Source: maldoblado)


When your friend keeps making you laugh when you’re supposed to be quiet

sodamnrelatable:

And you can’t hold it in anymore, so you’re like

 

And everyone turns around and looks at you like

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: most-awkward-moments)

Via So Damn Relatable Quotes

shotguncakehole:

Pixar: The only company that takes the time to make animated blooper reels.

(Source: disneyprince)


Via hey you there, ugly motherfu-



When you realize that your teacher is absent

(Source: swag-swag-punch-a-bitch)

Via Tumblr's Funniest
1190
To Tumblr, Love PixelUnion